I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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