Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Someone shit on the floor
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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