so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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