at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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