And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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