Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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