I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Randomize
