Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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