shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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