wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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