Whod you bang
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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