If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Holy shit dude........stairs
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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