i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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