did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
then he tried to convert me to islam
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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