I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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