I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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