so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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