It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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