if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
You can't motorboat a personality
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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