On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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