They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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