I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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