i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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