no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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