have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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