Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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