dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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