Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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