If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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