i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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