But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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