I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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