Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
why is half of my head shaved?
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