Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Actions speak louder than pants.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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