so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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