fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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