Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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