i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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