so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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