just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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