Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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