doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Hippo gnu deer
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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