may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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