shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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