I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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