So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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