I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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