Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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