apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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