Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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