Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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