first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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