theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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