if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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