I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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