Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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