just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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