I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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