Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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