Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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