i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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