I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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